It’s like the New Year, really. Some of you, I hope, are already benefiting from better habits, better lifestyles, better ways of thinking. Next year, my friends, turn away from that which is bad, inauthentic, artificial, and turn toward that which is good, genuine, true and loyal.
Like my close personal friend Jay-Z.
He and I apparently have a similar problem–we’re always surrounded by models. I keep telling them to just step off, but they can’t stay away from me.
This one has a one-track mind:
This one follows me wherever I go, even into the shower:
So just stay away! It’s a genuine problem–they’re quite sharp when you step on them. And anyway, I’m already taken, so I don’t need any more models. I have all that I can handle right now. And thank you.
